thing 1 and thing 2

me and my cousin were like thing one and thing 2 tell us one thing and we'd do the exact opposite. now this was when i was liken 7, my house was just down the hill from my aunts hill and we had a massive chocolate jar, most people had cookie jars but not us, my aunt told us we couldn't have chocolate till after diner but thing one and thing two over here were greedy little gluttons now might i remind you we had the brain capacity of children, she'd boost me on her shoulders, i'd step on her head, she'd grunt and i'd get the chocolate jar. I poured it over the counter, we shoved it in our pockets and place paper towels in the jar as substitute thinking 'they'll never know' well they did find out and that's because we had chocolate all over our face and hands it didn't even occur to us that melted chocolate was messy.